Dear Mr. Alan Ball,
Hello good sir.
First off, I must begin by saying how much I admire and respect your work. You wrote one of my favorite movies of all time, 'American Beauty', and created quite possibly the 2 greatest TV shows HBO has ever produced, 'Six Feet Under' and the oh so sexy 'True Blood'. And while I could heap praise on you for an eternity, this letter is in regards to one show in particular.
As an avid fan of 'True Blood', and of Mr. Alexander Skarsgard, I would like to personally thank you and the show's wardrobe department for outfitting him in nothing but a black, tight-fitting, racerback tank top in Sunday's episode, showcasing his fabulous arms, and his impossibly broad shoulders. A fruit basket is on its way to your office now with a kind note attached.
But, while I appreciate that wardrobe choice (as do millions of others), I have one problem.
On an almost weekly basis we are shown images of a naked Sam and Bill and a shirtless Jason, I have (as well as many others) noticed the very apparent lack of shirtless and/or nude Alexander Skarsgard. What are you thinking? I feel this is an unfair, and somewhat cruel punishment.
Have you not seen the shower scene from Generation Kill? I mean. HELLO!?
I truely hope you choose to rectify this situation, and that it is just an oversight in your part. . ASkars (yes, I just abbreviated, sue me) himself has said in an interview he enjoys being naked. So how about you make him (and us, the viewer) happy? A naked Eric is sure to be a ratings juggernaut!
Also, the show needs more Pam and her witty one-liners. A few minutes every other episode is nowhere near enough of that fierce bitch.
Thank you kindly for your time.
Sincerely,
Cailin
P.S. - Thank you for giving us Godric. He makes me smile ever so much.
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