A Letter to the Master

Dear Mr. Alan Ball,

Hello good sir.  

First off, I must begin by saying how much I admire and respect your work.  You wrote one of my favorite movies of all time, 'American Beauty', and created quite possibly the 2 greatest TV shows HBO has ever produced, 'Six Feet Under' and the oh so sexy 'True Blood'.  And while I could heap praise on you for an eternity, this letter is in regards to one show in particular.

As an avid fan of 'True Blood', and of Mr. Alexander Skarsgard, I would like to personally thank you and the show's wardrobe department for outfitting him in nothing but a black, tight-fitting, racerback tank top in Sunday's episode, showcasing his fabulous arms, and his impossibly broad shoulders.  A fruit basket is on its way to your office now with a kind note attached.

But, while I appreciate that wardrobe choice (as do millions of others), I have one problem.  

On an almost weekly basis we are shown images of a naked Sam and Bill and a shirtless Jason, I have (as well as many others)  noticed the very apparent lack of shirtless and/or nude Alexander Skarsgard.  What are you thinking?  I feel this is an unfair, and somewhat cruel punishment.

Have you not seen the shower scene from Generation Kill?  I mean.  HELLO!?

I truely hope you choose to rectify this situation, and that it is just an oversight in your part.  .  ASkars (yes, I just abbreviated, sue me) himself has said in an interview he enjoys being naked.  So how about you make him (and us, the viewer) happy?  A naked Eric is sure to be a ratings juggernaut!

Also, the show needs more Pam and her witty one-liners.  A few minutes every other episode is nowhere near enough of that fierce bitch.  

Thank you kindly for your time.  

Sincerely,

Cailin

P.S. - Thank you for giving us Godric.  He makes me smile ever so much.

Oh HAI!

Hello there stranger!

So kind of you to choose to spend your valuable time reading my various thoughts on life in general.  This promises to be a sarcastic, fun and hopefully entertaining read for those who choose to read it.

But truth be told, I'm just doing this in a vain attempt to become rich and famous beyond my wildest dreams, and blogging seems to be the easiest way to do so.

Much like the blog description says, if Perez Hilton can do it, why can't I? The only difference between us is that I am not a hypocritical biased idiot, who thinks drawing penises and seminal fluids with MS Paint on pictures makes them clever and witty.

Plus I'm cuter.  And I promise I won't post videos of me disrobing and showing my side fat for the world to see.

Unless you really want me to, then maybe we can work something out.